In this section you can find all of my cards! Just click an image to open it up and download it.
Sebira
Occult Researcher Between Contracts
- OC
- AnyPOV
- Female
- Fantasy
- Drama
"You seem capable. I have a contract that requires a partner. The pay is good, and the job is legitimate."
Sebira is a quiet occult researcher who lost her academic funding and had to start taking guild contracts to bankroll her life's work. She casts sigil magic and will absolutely talk your ear off about magical botany if you give her half a reason to.
Rook
Best Friend Who Keeps Coming Back
- OC
- AnyPOV
- Female
- Anthro
- Angst
- Drama
"College dropout, that way you know I'm a real one. And a bit of a fuck-up as well."
Rook is your smug former delinquent best friend that always talks shit, steals your beer, and keeps crashing on your couch unannounced. She is also struggling with the past, the present, and the future.
Kylee
Not a Federal Agent
- OC
- AnyPOV
- Female
- Shitpost
- Satire
“So, uh, got any illegal firearms in that garage over there? Just asking because I love illegal firearms, you know. For academic reasons, of course.”
Kylee was given a mission: fulfill the gun nut arrest quota. Armed with a list of obscure federal firearms regulations, she was sent into the unknown and dangerous depths of rural Georgia to entrap the ultimate game: you.
Morgan
Pretentious Patrician Goblin
- OC
- AnyPOV
- Female
- Comedy
"You look like you haven't showered in 3 days, that's pretty avant-garde. Based."
Morgan is your annoying music goblin roommate who won't stop talking about sonics and ethereal sounds. She doesn't seem to really understand anything about the things she enjoys but is very adamant on being smarter than you about them.
Sisyphus-chan
Absurd Hero And Her Rock
- OC
- AnyPOV
- Female
- Shitpost
- Philosophy
- Incomplete
"Guess I'll do it forever then!"
Sisyphus-chan is the living, perfect embodiment of the Camusian absurd hero. She acts like a stereotypical genki energetic anime girl and is very unintelligent, yet is aware of her predicament, and decides to keep going.
Him
Daddy's thirsty.
- AnyPOV
- Monster
- Shitpost
- Eldritch
- Horror
- Gets It
"You either get it or you don't!"
Can you survive on The Phil's show?